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From the previous video we head straight backstage where the two mammoth figures of Mark Henry and Big Daddy V can be seen, both with microphones in hand. Both men are wearing V’s traditional attire of a double strapped singlet and trousers. Henry looks into the camera and begins to address it in a deep voice.
“Gentlemen and more importantly, ladies” Henry winks at the camera, “allow us to introduce to you the worlds most potent aphrodisiac. Over here...my main man, the 500 pound sexual Mastodon...Big Daddy V”.
V grins and starts to speak.
“That’s right brother...500 pounds of pure beef...and if there’s one thing V knows, it’s that ALL the ladies want me to be their big booty daddy ha ha ha.” he states, beginning to gyrate in what he clearly sees as an erotic manner.
“And of course not forgetting my partner…..uh tag team partner, not in a sexual sense you know, there ain’t no Adult Viewing stuff going on over here” he continues, Henry and V looking at one another and pulling disgusted faces while shaking their heads.
“My TAG TEAM partner, sexual chocolate himself...Mark Henry”
Henry winks at the camera again and performs a ridiculously cheesy grin.
“You know it brother, sexual chocolate is GUARANTEED to be the only treat that melts in your mouth AND in your hand” he purrs, both men starting to laugh at Henry’s joke, exchanging high fives.
“But seriously, we’re here tonight at One Night Stand for two reasons...to lay an extreme beatdown on our opponents...and to provide extreme satisfaction to every lovely lady in attendance tonight. I mean Colin Delaney? Tommy Dreamer? Those cats couldn’t satisfy a woman if they paid her!”
V acknowledges the joke and turns to glare at the camera.
“This is how it’s going to go down……boys. We’re going to come down to that ring, break each and every bone in your bodies...and then...we’re going to take some of the finest ladies in this arena back to our hotel rooms to be the meat in our love sandwich heh heh heh”
Both men slap hands once more and head off out of shot towards the ring area.
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