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We fade from the previous video straight into another, the caption telling us it's footage from this week's RAW.
"We are smarter, better, faster, stronger...and better fighters as we're gunna prove tonight, a boxing exhibition.... against a man who is just like Mayweather, a loser, a guy who has no right to BE in a wrestling ring, a guy who is gunna get the crap beat out of him.... putas, the man who will face Oscar De La Hoya...COLIN.. DELANEY" goes Adan Reyes.
There is absolute silence as the man we presume is Colin Delaney strolls out, looking very small, not even with any music
"Who?" laughs King
"Well I've no idea who this unfortunate young man is folks but he's clearly no boxer, he doesn't even appear to have gloves..."
"I think they bought him from the Taco Stand JR" laughs Lawler, Delaney slapping a few hands, clearly enjoying being on Raw, not thinking of the fate that awaits. Delaney steps through the ropes, LAX looking highly amused as the bell is ring, De La Hoya strolling around Delaney who puts his fists up, almost comically... and De La Hoya lunges - Right hand to the abdomen, left, right, right to the face, quick and hard, Delaney staggering back to the corner... break, De La Hoya backs up, looking amused as Colin clutches his abdomen and face, his lip bleeping it seems. To his credit Colin comes forward, launching some wild hands at Oscar, clearly out of his depth as De La Hoya easily dodges back - Right jab to the face, again, again, JR claiming he's just playing with Delaney here, picking him off..... CRACK, big Right Hand - Delaney down. LAX immediately get down to count, Melina standing over Delaney and taunting him
"ONE... TWO... THREE... FOUR... FIVE.... SIX... SEVEN... EIGHT..."
And somehow, someway Delaney grabs the ropes and shakily gets to his feet, De La Hoya and the former Latino World Order looking shocked. Konnan and Reyes immediately grab an arm each, hold Colin forward for Oscar to hit, De La Hoya measures it, going for the big finishing punch..... when the arena erupts, two figures sliding in out of nowhere
"BATISTA, BATISTA AND MAYWETHER..."
THWAAACK, Mayweather has a chair - smashing it into Adan's skull, Delaney breaking away and rolling out under the bottom rope as The Animal clotheslines down Mysterio - Konnan charges...
"SPINEBUSTER!!!"
Mayweather lunges at Oscar... but he's gone, rolling under the bottom rope, Mysterio following, the duo leaving their comrades. Konnan is on his feet - Batista grabs the head, between the legs, hoisted....
"BATISTA BOMB, Mayweather measures Reyes.... Punch, punch, punch, lightning quick flurry to the face - instant knock out, the crowd popping big time
"ONE... TWO... THREE, MAYWEATHER AND BATISTA HAVE CLEANED HOUSE" JR blares as we see Batista quickly reaching for a mic as De La Hoya and Mysterio back up the aisle
"Rey... Oscar... I'm gunna make this short and sweet.... I've already spoke with Regal... and we're on... at WrestleMania... it's you two... against Floyd Mayweather and myself.. and I guarantee... we'll kick your ass"
The crowd roar again as Batista drops the mic, he and Floyd standing strong as we fade....
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