Pepsi Center, Denver, CO
Wednesday 7:56

We open to see Michael Shane in a suit, hair tied back and looking smart, a lot of people in the room, the camera getting a good view of the podium where Hilary Clinton in lurid orange suit is giving her speech

"Hey... so erm..." starts Michael Shane, not looking comfortable "Here we are at the Democratic National Convention. I dunno why I'm hosting this, I think they're trying to turn me into Josh Matthews" laughs the American dream as he turns to take in the stage

"There's Hilary Clinton, lying through her teeth. Serious, she's probably thinking that the cops should have let those three rednecks shoot Barack right now...."

Shane breaks off, looking pissed as John Cena approaches

"Where the hell have you been?" he demands, Cena sighing, WWE Championship over his shoulder and dressed in his usual attire

"Don't ask, you ever seen that movie Things to do in Denver When You're Dead? man, after seeing the state of Denver, I wish I WAS dead... what a dump" complains John, looking at Shane who's staring at him with distaste

"What?" asks the Champion. Shane sighs, gesturing up and down

"Well look at you, you look like you walked off the street. How the hell did you get past security? and wh...."

Shane's eyes bulge as Primal arrives, his shirt torn, mud on it, hair and beard all over the place and blood coming for a head wound

"What the hell happened to you?" asks Cena, his face suddenly falling "Tell me it wasn't the Undertaker?" he says worried, Primal shakes his head

"Bill O'Reilly?" offers Shane, another shake of the head

"Who then?" asks the Champ, Primal looking concerned

"Al Gore" he states

Cena and Shane stare at the Dane in disbelief

"You... beat up... Al Gore..." states Cena slowly, Primal nodding. Shane and Cena look at each other slowly in shock before The American Dream looks to his left, the camera following his gaze to show two men in dark suits, sunglasses and earpieces approaching, listening into the earpieces as the look right at our WWE team

"Oh shit" spits Shane as we fade away from the scene