As we return from commercials, Generator X is playing and Katie-Lea Burchill is on her way to the ring
"Welcome back and King, here's a WWE Diva we haven't seen in a few weeks since the incident with Kane and her brother Paul Burchill"
"Did you say her lover??" squeaks King, Cole sighing
"Well where Katie-Lea is concerned, the words are interchangeable.. but I actually said brother King. Katie-Lea not seemingly too upset by what happened to Paul it seems" adds our play by play man as Katie enters the ring, the WWE Women's Championship over her shoulder
"Katie Lea defeated Mickie James for that title a number of months ago, she hasn't really defended it since then" points out Cole, Katie-Lea headed across the ring to take the mic as the crowd boo. Burchill stops a moment and gives the fans a scornful look, finally drawing the mic to her lips
"A Night of Champions, I defeated Mickie James for the WWE Women's Championships..."
Mixed response
"On that same night, Jeff Hardy won the Intercontinental Championships, a belt he lost here tonight... that makes me the longest reigning champion in WWE right now. In five months nobody has stepped up to face me..."
The crowd boo, Michael Cole scoffing, claiming she's never wanted any challengers
"So that's why I'm issuing a challenge to any Diva in the back who thinks they have what it tak...."
The crowd roar as Katie is almost instantly cut off by the sound of "Paparazzi", the old MNM theme echoing out as Melina strides onto stage alongside Joey Mercury
"Well wait a minute...." starts Michael Cole, Melina looking as stunning as ever, taking in the pop
"That man is Joey Mercury King, a former standout on the independent circuit, member of ECW and if the rumors are true, good friend of John Morrison and that other guy who used to be in MNM!" he adds, Mercury and Melina headed down the aisle as Katie-Lea looks pissed her challenge was answered so soon, adjusting the title over her shoulder. Melina and Mercury reach the ring, the crowd roaring as one leg goes up onto the apron.. a second.. and Melina does her splits entrance under the bottom rope, Mercury following up the steps in shades and a long fur coat
"YOU... are answering my challenge?" asks Katie-Lea as the music cuts, seemingly amused, Melina says nothing, not going for a mic
"I'm sorry... I want a wrestler.. not a trophy valet or a spoilt little bitch. Maybe if you'd go to the back.. Mickie James would come out here... even Venus Vulu would be better than you... puta" smirks Katie-Lea in that English accent, mocking Melina. The Los Angeles native smiles to herself.... before exploding forward - Double Leg Takedown, mounts - Right hands, Right hand, Right hands, Mercury looking on as the cat fight starts, the crowd loving it. Katie-Lea flips Melina over, Right hands herself, Mercury unsure of whether he should interfere but he has the decision taken out of his hands as Melina throws the WWE Women's Champion off, both on their feet, Katie-Lea near the aisle side ropes, Melina charges... and Clothesline's her out into the aisle, "Paparazzi" hitting again as the pissed off Katie-Lea Burchill staggers up holding the back of her neck, maybe tweaking it on the fall
"Well what an impact King, Melina returns to Raw, seemingly with a new man in Joey Mercury and makes an instant move on the WWE Women's Champion Katie-Lea!" we hear
"Michael.... isn't it great to have her back! to have the Divas back! this is gunna be a great year!" squeals King, the camera focusing on both Melina and Joey Mercury as we fade to another commercial break.