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The crowd boo as we go backstage to find William Regal stood alongside Todd Grisham, Regal as usual looking smug and as though he has a nasty smell under his nose. Regal, in his ring robe looks ready for his match as Grisham speaks
"William Regal, at Survivor Series you...."
Todd is interrupted, Regal giving him a withering look
"Now just listen here... Todd Grisham is it? listen here Todd, for over four months I was personally attacked by that genetic freak of a human being Kane, my good name was besmirched and I witnessed my personal friend Mr Paul Burchill set aflame in the middle of that ring. What I did to Kane alongside Forxx at the Survivor Series was more than justified" goes Regal, the crowd booing. Todd nods
"So you have every intention of continuing your feud with Kane into this new year?" he asks, Regal looking amused, a flicker of a smile crossing his lips
"As a great man once said... there's a time for standing and facing your enemies.. and another for turning your arse and running like the bloody clappers... I think it was somebody French. This is a turning of the arse moment Mr Grisham but I can assure all my fans, that if I didn't have more pressing business than the Big Red Machine, I would naturally be only too happy to step into the ring with him"
The fans boo the cowardice
"Other plans.. wha..." starts Todd, cut off again
"Look Mr Grisham, i'm not going to fool around. You know as well as I that I've been back here in WWE for over a year now and in that time I've risen to be one of the stars of this broadcast, each and every one of these fans knows that on Raw there's isn't a single man who can claim by technical prowess or match my rugged English charm.... the fact that these disgusting Americans boo me is simple evidence of that. What America hates is loved but everybody else outside your borders"
BIG heat, Regal looking amused
"What I plan Mr Grisham.. is to start bringing to Raw what it lacked in 2008 with its incestuous siblings... penis jokes from D-Generation X, bestality on SmackDown, midgets... I'm going to bring class and dignity back to this fine sport, the sport of Kings. Let me ask you a question... do you think that Lou Thez would have made a penis joke?"
Todd thinks and shakes his head
"Would Terry Funk have slept with a midget?"
Todd shakes his head again
"Would Ric Flair have had sex with a donkey?"
Todd thinks and smiles "Well actually, after a few of his parties I we...."
Regal shoots Todd a glance, resulting in Grisham shaking his head
"You see, I have the class and dignity to bring this show back from the same abyss that your country has fallen into. There IS a savior here but it wasn't that toerag Chris Jericho... it's me"
With that Regal fixes Grisham with a stare of contempt and shakes his head, strolling away as he heads elsewhere and we head to commercials
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